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class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Jeu 30 Oct - 11:46</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><dl class="codebox"> <dt><span class="genmed"><b>léna a écrit:</b></span></dt> <dd class="quote"><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CwG3s-veooc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/7632.gif" alt="bou" longdesc="5" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/222410.gif" alt="finr" longdesc="36" /> <img 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class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="blue">Une blonde prend la décision de pratiquer l'équitation. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/7632.gif" alt="bou" longdesc="5" /> <br /><br />Bien qu'elle n'ait pas la moindre expérience, elle monte sans hésiter, sur le dos du cheval. Ce dernier, d'un bond, s'élance au galop. Il galope longuement et à vive allure, mais la blonde commence à glisser de la selle.<br /><br /> Terrorisée, elle s'agrippe à la crinière du cheval, mais ne parvient pas à s'assurer une prise ferme. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <br /><br />Elle essaie alors de jeter ses bras autour du cou du cheval, mais en vain : inexorablement elle glisse le long du flanc du cheval. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <br />Imperturbable, le cheval maintient sa vitesse, apparemment ignorant de la situation périlleuse de sa cavalière qui, peu à peu, perd prise. <br />La blonde tente alors le tout pour le tout. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <br /><br />Elle décide de sauter du cheval. <br />Malheureusement, son pied se prend dans l'étrier. <br />Maintenant elle est exposée au martèlement des sabots ; et sa tête heurte le sol à diverses reprises. La scène est dramatique. <br />Elle est sur le point de perdre connaissance. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <br /> <br />Mais, fort heureusement, ROGER, vigile </font><font color="blue">CHEZ INTER MARCHE, intervient et débranche le cheval. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /></font></div></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--7832" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="https://feepoureux.exprimetoi.net/" title="Visiter le site web de l'utilisateur" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/m/www1.gif" alt="https://feepoureux.exprimetoi.net/" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--7835" id="p7835" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="7835" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="7835"></a><strong>léna</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">modérateur<br /><img src="https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img141/6105/iiconminipost1if4.gif" alt="modérateur" title="modérateur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/173-54.jpg" alt="léna" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Ven 31 Oct - 0:55</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><img src="https://2img.net/h/www.roussesland.com/bd/aucomplet.gif" style="width: 344;height: 340" border="0" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Aucomplet"/><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><i><font face="Georgia"><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal">Mélusine est une jeune sorcière (119 ans à peine !!!), en deuxième année de sorcellerie appliquée... Elle trouvera, comme job, une place de ménagère dans un lugubre château.<br />Ses employeurs, Monsieur le Vampire et Madame le Fantôme, lui donnent sans cesse du boulot... Mais c'est là qu'interviennent les dons de notre chère sorcière : très douée en magie, elle trouve (presque) toujours un moyen de se débiner en invoquant démons et êtres maléfiques... pour l'aider à balayer !</span></font></i><br /><br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/7632.gif" alt="bou" longdesc="5" /> <font color="#800080">les rousses! houuuuuuuuuuuuu</font><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><i></i> <br /><i><font face="Georgia"><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal"><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/QQdTYThC9CI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></span></font></i><br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/7632.gif" alt="bou" longdesc="5" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/474501.gif" alt="nez" longdesc="11" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/474501.gif" alt="nez" longdesc="11" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--7835" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--7893" id="p7893" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="7893" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="7893"></a><strong>Agatha76</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Fondatrice<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/www.hebergementimages.com/images/1214132505_fondatrice-27b902.png" alt="Fondatrice" title="Fondatrice" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/4-13.jpg" alt="Agatha76" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 6505<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> Environs de Rouen<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 22/08/2007<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Sam 1 Nov - 21:48</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="blue">Deux enfants de 8 ans sont en conversation dans la chambre.<br />Le gamin demande à la petite fille :<br />Que vas-tu demander pour Noël ? <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/127259.gif" alt="max" longdesc="43" /> <br /><br />- Je vais demander une Barbie, et toi ?<br />- Moi, je vais demander un Tampax, répond le garçon. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/26636.gif" alt="vache" longdesc="48" /> <br />- C'est quoi un Tampax ?<br />- J'en sais rien . Mais, à la télé, ils disent qu'on peut aller à la<br />Plage <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/3287.gif" alt="kdo" longdesc="108" /> <br /><br /><br />Tous les jours, aller à vélo, faire du cheval, danser, aller en boîte,<br />Courir, faire un tas de choses sympa, et le meilleur . Sans que<br />Personne<br />S'en aperçoive .......... !!! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/26636.gif" alt="vache" longdesc="48" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/26636.gif" alt="vache" longdesc="48" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/26636.gif" alt="vache" longdesc="48" /> </font></div></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 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63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> Environs de Rouen<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 22/08/2007<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 2 Nov - 1:49</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="blue"><br />Ce sont deux blondes qui prennent leur douche ensemble. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/161155.gif" alt="cha" longdesc="24" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/25612.gif" alt="sport" longdesc="25" /> <br />L'une demande :<br />"Peux-tu me passer ton shampooing ?"<br /><br />Et l'autre lui dit :<br />"Tu en as un juste derrière toi !" <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/170267.gif" alt="pluie" longdesc="26" /> <br /><br />Et la première blonde répond :<br />"Oui mais celui-là c'est pour cheveux secs et moi j'ai les cheveux mouillés!" <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/668426.gif" alt="rui" longdesc="30" /> </font></div></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 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class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 2 Nov - 7:52</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> 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poster-profile">Fondatrice<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/www.hebergementimages.com/images/1214132505_fondatrice-27b902.png" alt="Fondatrice" title="Fondatrice" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/4-13.jpg" alt="Agatha76" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 6505<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> Environs de Rouen<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 22/08/2007<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 2 Nov - 15:38</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><dl class="codebox"> <dt><span class="genmed"><b>léna a écrit:</b></span></dt> <dd class="quote"><img src="https://2img.net/h/www.roussesland.com/bd/aucomplet.gif" style="width: 344;height: 340" border="0" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Aucomplet"/><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><i><font face="Georgia"><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal">Mélusine est une jeune sorcière (119 ans à peine !!!), en deuxième année de sorcellerie appliquée... Elle trouvera, comme job, une place de ménagère dans un lugubre château.<br />Ses employeurs, Monsieur le Vampire et Madame le Fantôme, lui donnent sans cesse du boulot... Mais c'est là qu'interviennent les dons de notre chère sorcière : très douée en magie, elle trouve (presque) toujours un moyen de se débiner en invoquant démons et êtres maléfiques... pour l'aider à balayer !</span></font></i><br /><br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/7632.gif" alt="bou" longdesc="5" /> <font color="#800080">les rousses! houuuuuuuuuuuuu</font><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><i></i> <br /><i><font face="Georgia"><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal"><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/QQdTYThC9CI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></span></font></i><br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /><i></i> <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/7632.gif" alt="bou" longdesc="5" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/474501.gif" alt="nez" longdesc="11" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/474501.gif" alt="nez" longdesc="11" /></dd> </dl><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><font color="blue">Blagues sur les rousses (pour changer..) ! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> <br /><br /><br />Quelle est la différence entre une blonde et une rousse au lit ?<br />- Une blonde vous laisse sortir du lit quand vous avez obtenu satisfaction. Une rousse ne vous laisse sortir du lit que quand ELLE a obtenu satisfaction. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/523343.gif" alt="alien" longdesc="114" /> <br /><br />- Comment savez-vous si votre petite amie rousse vous a pardonné ?<br />- Elle arrête de laver vos vêtements dans la cuvette des toilettes. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> <br /><br />- Comment savoir si le gars que vous voyez passer sur la plage a une rousse comme petite amie ?<br />- Elle a gravé "ceci M'APPARTIENT!" sur son dos avec les ongles. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/523343.gif" alt="alien" longdesc="114" /> <br /><br />- Quelle est la différence entre une call-girl blonde et une call-girl rousse ?<br />- Après la blonde, vous vous appliquez une crème antibiotique sur le sexe.<br />Après la rousse, vous vous appliquez de la crème antibiotique sur les morsures à l'épaule et les griffures dans votre dos. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/523343.gif" alt="alien" longdesc="114" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> <br /><br />- Comment savoir si vous avez satisfait une rousse ?<br />- Elle délie vos liens. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/523343.gif" alt="alien" longdesc="114" /> <br /><br />- Comment une rousse fait-elle pour changer une ampoule ?<br />- Elle fait crisser ses ongles sur le bulbe en verre jusqu'à ce qu'un mâle vienne changer l'ampoule pour mettre fin à cet insupportable supplice auditif. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> <br /><br />- Comment inciter une rousse à se disputer avec vous ?<br />- Dites quelque chose. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/523343.gif" alt="alien" longdesc="114" /> <br /><br />- Comment faire changer l'humeur d'une rousse ?<br />- Attendez dix secondes. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> <br /><br />- Comment appelle-t-on une rousse avec des problèmes relationnels ?<br />- Une rousse standard. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> <br /><br />- Qu'est-ce qui est le moins dangereux, une rousse ou un piranha ?<br />- Les piranhas. Ils attaquent seulement en bandes. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/523343.gif" alt="alien" longdesc="114" /> <br /><br />- Comment savoir si une rousse a utilisé un ordinateur récemment ?<br />- Il y a un marteau encastré dans l'écran. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/523343.gif" alt="alien" longdesc="114" /> <br /><br /><br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/78937.gif" alt="rty" longdesc="115" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/78937.gif" alt="rty" longdesc="115" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/78937.gif" alt="rty" longdesc="115" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/78937.gif" alt="rty" longdesc="115" /> horreur les rousses <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/78937.gif" alt="rty" longdesc="115" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/552618.gif" alt="fffff" longdesc="78" /> <br /> <br /> </font></div></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--7934" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="https://feepoureux.exprimetoi.net/" title="Visiter le site web de l'utilisateur" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/m/www1.gif" alt="https://feepoureux.exprimetoi.net/" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--7935" id="p7935" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="7935" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="7935"></a><strong>Agatha76</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Fondatrice<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/www.hebergementimages.com/images/1214132505_fondatrice-27b902.png" alt="Fondatrice" title="Fondatrice" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/4-13.jpg" alt="Agatha76" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 6505<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> Environs de Rouen<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 22/08/2007<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Dim 2 Nov - 15:47</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="blue">Une blonde <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/735716.gif" alt="vache1" longdesc="72" /> , une brune <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/821130.jpg" alt="0013" longdesc="32" /> et une rousse <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> se rencontrent dans un café.<br /><br /> L'une d'elles demandes aux deux autres:<br />- "comment vous faites, vous, pour savoir, en rentrant chez vous, si vous avez passé une bonne soirée?" <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/78937.gif" alt="rty" longdesc="115" /> <br /><br />La rousse <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/266784.gif" alt="armt" longdesc="141" /> répond:<br />- "pour moi, c'est simple! Quand je rentre, je jette mon châle sur le porte-manteau, et, s'il est bien arrangé, c'est que j'ai passé une bonne soirée!" <br /><br />La brune <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/821130.jpg" alt="0013" longdesc="32" /> répond:"pour moi, c'est presque la même chose; quand j'arrive chez moi, je lance mes souliers au bord du lit, et s'ils sont bien rangés, j'ai passé une bonne soirée!" <br /><br />Au tour de la blonde: <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/735716.gif" alt="vache1" longdesc="72" /> <br /> - "Moi ? euh ?!? C'est presque pareil; quand je rentre, je lance ma petite culotte contre le mur, et si elle reste collée, c'est que j'ai passé une bonne soirée !" <br /><br /><br /><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/432888.gif" alt="pity" longdesc="112" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/432888.gif" alt="pity" longdesc="112" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/674973.gif" alt="almo" longdesc="82" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> </font></div></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 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6505<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> Environs de Rouen<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 22/08/2007<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Mar 4 Nov - 19:56</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="blue">une institutrice, demande à ses petits élèves s'ils connaissent des noms de<br />médicaments. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/754542.gif" alt="hops" longdesc="1" /> <br />Un enfant lève la main et dit : « Aspirine<br /><br />« Bien », dit l'institutrice « et à quoi ça sert ?<br />« C'est pour les maux de tête. »<br /><br />Un secondlève le doigt et dit « Camphopneumine ».<br />« Oui très bien »<br />répond l'institutrice, « et à quoi ça sert ? »<br /><br />« C'est pourguérir la toux. »<br /><br />C'est autour de Toto de lever la main et de<br />dire : « Viagra ».<br /><br />« Excellent ! » dit l'institutrice, « et à<br />quoi cela sert-il ? »<br /><br />« C'est contre la diarrhée je crois.<br /><br />« Et qui t'a dit cela ? » demande l'institutrice?<br /><br />« Tous les soirs avant d'aller dormir, j'entends ma mère dire à<br />mon père : n'oublie pas de prendre un Viagra, peut-être que<br />cette petite merde va durcir un peu ! » <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <br /><br /><br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/359524.gif" alt="bouli" longdesc="13" /></font></div></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 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class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Jeu 6 Nov - 1:06</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Le mariage est comme un mirage dans le désert: Palais, cocotiers, chameaux… Mais soudain tout disparaît et il ne reste que le chameau.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/754542.gif" alt="hops" longdesc="1" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/50049.gif" alt="ar1" longdesc="6" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 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class="postdetails poster-profile">modérateur<br /><img src="https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img141/6105/iiconminipost1if4.gif" alt="modérateur" title="modérateur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/173-54.jpg" alt="léna" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Jeu 6 Nov - 1:08</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><strong><a href="http://www.histoire-drole.net/blagues/couple/lui-et-elle-523.html" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Lui et elle</a></strong><br /><br /><br />Un couple : lui et elle<br />elle: chéri le robinet fuit ! change le joint<br />lui : pas le temps, et j’suis pas plombier!<br />LE LENDEMAIN<br />elle: tu penses au robinet qui fuit ?<br />lui: pas ce soir et j’suis pas plombier !<br />LE LENDEMAIN DU LENDEMAIN<br />lui: tiens, le robinet ne fuit plus ?<br />elle: non le voisin est venu le réparer<br />lui: ah.. et il t’a demandé quoi pour le service ?<br />elle: que je lui fasse un gâteau ou une gâterie..<br />lui: ah.. et tu lui as fait quoi ?<br />elle : une gâterie<br />lui: espèce de S…. tu pouvais pas lui faire plutôt un gâteau<br />elle: j’suis pas pâtissière moi !<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 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gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--8128" id="p8128" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="8128" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="8128"></a><strong>léna</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">modérateur<br /><img src="https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img141/6105/iiconminipost1if4.gif" alt="modérateur" title="modérateur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/173-54.jpg" alt="léna" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span 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href="http://www.histoire-drole.net/blagues/couple/un-gars-va-consulter-son-medecin-503.html" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Un gars va consulter son médecin</a></strong><br /><br /><br />Un gars va consulter son médecin:<br />- Je suis très ennuyé, docteur, mon fils a couché avec une fille qui lui a<br />refilé une sale maladie…<br />- Qu’il vienne me voir.<br />- C’est que, poursuit le malheureux, il l’a refilé à la bonne.<br />- Oh oh!<br />- Et la bonne me l’a transmise.<br />- Ah, la, la! Bon! 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63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> Environs de Rouen<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 22/08/2007<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Jeu 6 Nov - 15:07</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="blue">C'est l'histoire d'une fille qui a un petit problème. Elle a le minou qui sent l'oignon. <br /><br />Elle est hyper mignonne pourtant mais bon, à chaque fois qu'elle rencontre un mec, c'est la catastrophe : <br /><br />dès qu'il "descend à la cave", le mec est dégouté et se barre en courant. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/852939.gif" alt="014" longdesc="8" /> <br />Alors évidemment, cette jeune femme est très malheureuse et confie son calvaire à une de ses amies. <br /><br />Sa copine lui dit : écoute, je connais un mec hyper bien, et ça tombe bien il a eu un accident et il a perdu l'odorat... <br /><br />Bon, la fille rencontre le mec, papote, resto... tout ça... <br /><br />Arrivés au lit...le mec "descend à la cave"... une minute, deux minutes...puis, le mec relève la tête et dit : <br /><br />- Putain ! c'est dingue, t'as la chatte qui pue vachement l'oignon !!! <br />La nenette étonnée lui dit : <br /><br />- Mais c'est pas possible : tu as perdu l'odorat !!! <br /><br />- Oui, mais j'ai les yeux qui pleurent !!!! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> </font></div></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--8144" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="https://feepoureux.exprimetoi.net/" title="Visiter le site web de l'utilisateur" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/m/www1.gif" alt="https://feepoureux.exprimetoi.net/" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--8198" id="p8198" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="8198" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="8198"></a><strong>Agatha76</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Fondatrice<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/www.hebergementimages.com/images/1214132505_fondatrice-27b902.png" alt="Fondatrice" title="Fondatrice" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/4-13.jpg" alt="Agatha76" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 6505<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> Environs de Rouen<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 22/08/2007<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Ven 7 Nov - 23:46</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="blue">Il parait que cela ne fait rire que les femmes !! <br /> Dépression masculine <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/726511.gif" alt="kiss" longdesc="76" /> <br /> <br />Une femme accompagne son mari chez le médecin. Après un examen minutieux du mari, le docteur prend l'épouse à part pour lui dire les résultats : Votre mari a une dépression très grave due au stress professionnel et familial. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/622665.gif" alt="07" longdesc="77" /> <br /><br /> Si vous ne faites pas tout le nécessaire voulu, il va sans doute mourir.<br /><br /> Voici donc mes recommandations :<br /> <br />- Tous les matins, il faut lui préparer un petit déjeuner copieux et sain.<br /> <br />- Laissez-le se lever tard s'il le désire. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/513861.gif" alt="annnnni" longdesc="117" /> <br /><br /> - La journée, soyez aimable avec lui, sans lui apporter de contrariétés et <br /><br />faites en sorte qu'il soit toujours de bonne humeur. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/456406.gif" alt="gree" longdesc="113" /> <br /> <br />- Faites-lui des bons petits repas chauds et, lorsqu'il rentre tard le soir, <br /><br />faites-lui un dîner spécial. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/537127.gif" alt="anim" longdesc="88" /> <br /> <br />- Surtout ne l'embêtez pas avec du travail domestique et ne discutez pas <br /><br />vainement avec lui car ceci pourrait aggraver son stress.<br /><br /> - Il faut le détendre : mettez donc des dessous sexy tous les soirs et <br /><br />faites-lui des massages relaxants aux huiles parfumées. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/661721.gif" alt="Amourr" longdesc="90" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/661721.gif" alt="Amourr" longdesc="90" /> <br /> <br />- Encouragez-le à regarder du sport à la télé et surtout, le plus important : faites-lui l'amour plusieurs fois dans la semaine, n'importe où, n'importe comment en acceptant tout ce qu'il pourra vous demander. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/911908.gif" alt="tet" longdesc="95" /> <br /><br /> Si vous pouvez faire tout cela pendant au moins 10 à 12 mois, je vous assure que votre mari récupérera la santé totalement. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/98174.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 98174" longdesc="79" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/56626.gif" alt="do" longdesc="96" /> <br /><br />Lorsqu'ils sortent de chez le médecin, le mari demande à son épouse :<br /> <br />- Alors, qu'est-ce qu'il a dit le médecin ?<br /> - <br /> Que tu vas mourir. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/246334.gif" alt="gret" longdesc="125" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/184927.gif" alt="fete" longdesc="122" /> </font></div></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 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</span> 108<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 56<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> les environs de Paris (95)<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 06/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Mer 12 Nov - 11:08</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="black">Arrivé à l'âge de la retraite, je suis allé au bureau de la Caisse Régionale <br /><br />d'Assurance Vieillesse pour obtenir la mise en place du versement de ma pension de retraite. <br /><br />Une employée derrière le guichet me demande de montrer mon permis de conduire pour attester de mon identité et pour vérifier mon âge... <br /><br />Je cherche dans mes poches et réalise que j'ai laissé mon portefeuille à la maison…<br /><br />Je lui dis que je suis désolé mais que je vais devoir aller le chercher et revenir plus tard... <br /><br />La femme me dit: "Ouvrez votre chemise!"<br />Je l'ouvre laissant apparaître mon poil gris frisé. <br /><br />Elle dit: "Ce poil gris est une preuve suffisante pour moi et elle atteste de votre droit à pension." <br /><br />En arrivant tout excité à la maison, je raconte l'incident à ma femme qui me dit: <br /><br />"Tu aurais dû baisser ton pantalon, tu aurais sûrement 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Pourquoi as tu l'air aussi heureux ? <br /><br /><br /> Ben, tu sais que j'habite près de la voie de chemin de fer et cette nuit en rentrant chez moi à pied j'ai trouvé une nana ligotée sur les rails, comme dans les films! <br /><br /><br /> Non, tu rigoles ? <br /><br /><br /> Pas du tout, je suis très sérieux, je l'ai détachée et je l'ai emmenée à la maison et bref, on a baisé toute la nuit, en levrette, position du missionnaire, dessus, dessous devant derrière, c'était trop !!! <br /> T'en as du bol, et dis-voir....... Elle t'a taillé une pipe ? <br /><br /><br /> Ben non, j'ai pas retrouvé la tête </font></div></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--8364" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--9165" id="p9165" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="9165" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="9165"></a><strong>léna</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">modérateur<br /><img src="https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img141/6105/iiconminipost1if4.gif" alt="modérateur" title="modérateur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/173-54.jpg" alt="léna" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Mar 25 Nov - 1:26</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/480897.gif" alt="pou" longdesc="19" /> <a href="http://bastet.centerblog.net/3669617-Comprendre-son-homme-quelques-phrases-cles-----" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Comprendre son homme: quelques phrases clés .........</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><font color="blue">tjrs utile.... <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/600311.gif" alt="lo-lo" longdesc="21" /> </font><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font color="#0000ff">Comprendre son homme: quelques phrases clés .........<br /><br /><br />Il dit :<br />- Je vais à la pêche.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Je vais boire des bières toute la journée et finir la journée complètement bourré alors que les poissons continueront à nager en toute sécurité.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- C'est un truc pour les hommes.<br />Il veut dire:<br />- C'est quelque chose dont le fonctionnement et l'intérêt que cela peut procurer ne sont pas rationnels, et vous les femmes n'avez aucune chance de trouver quelque chose de logique là-dedans.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- Je peux t'aider pour le repas?<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Pourquoi est-ce que tout n'est pas encore sur la table?<br /><br />Il dit:<br />- Oui hmmm<br />- Bien sûr, chérie<br />- Oui, d'accord.<br />Il veut dire:<br />Absolument rien. C'est une réponse conditionnée.<br /><br />Il dit:<br />- Ça prendrait trop de temps pour t'expliquer.<br />Il veut dire:<br />- Je n'ai aucune idée de la façon dont cela marche.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- On va être en retard.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Maintenant j'ai une bonne excuse pour conduire comme un fou.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- J'écoutais ce que tu disais. C'est juste que je pensais à autre chose.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Je me demandais si la rousse là-bas portait un soutien-gorge.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- Arrête-toi un peu chérie, tu travailles trop!<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Je n'arrive pus à entendre la télé avec le bruit de l'aspirateur.<br /><br /><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/600311.gif" alt="lo-lo" longdesc="21" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/600311.gif" alt="lo-lo" longdesc="21" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/600311.gif" alt="lo-lo" longdesc="21" /> </font><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font color="#0000ff">Il dit :<br />- C'est intéressant ce que tu dis, chérie.<br />Il veut dire:<br />- Tu étais encore en train de parler?<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- C'est vraiment un bon film.<br />Il veut dire:<br />- Dedans il y a des armes, des poursuites en voiture et des gonzesses canon.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- C'est un travail de femme.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- C'est difficile, sale et peu gratifiant.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- Tu sais que je n'ai aucune mémoire.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Je me rappelle du générique de Mission Impossible", de l'adresse de la première fille que j'ai embrassé, et des numéros d'immatriculation de toutes les voitures que j'ai pu conduire, mais j'ai oublié ton anniversaire.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- Je pensais à toi et je t'ai apporté ces roses.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- La fille qui les vendait au coin de la rue était une vraie bombe sexuelle.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- Oh, ne fais pas tant d'histoires. Je me suis coupé, on ne va pas en faire tout un fromage.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- En fait j'ai perdu une phalange dans la bataille, mais je pourrais saigner à mort avant d'admettre que je me suis blessé.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- J'ai des bonnes raisons de faire ça.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Et j'espère les trouver bientôt.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- Je n'arrive pas à le retrouver.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Je ne suis pas parvenu à tomber dessus par hasard.<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- Qu'est-ce que j'ai encore fait cette fois?<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Tu as vu ma dernière connerie?<br /><br />Il dit :<br />- Mais si, j'ai entendu ce que tu viens de dire.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Je n'ai pas la moindre idée de ce que tu viens de dire, et j'espère bien que tu ne t'en rendras pas compte, sinon je vais encore t'entendre me brailler dessus pendant trois semaines.<br /><br />Il dit:<br />- Tu sais, je ne pourrai jamais aimer quelqu'un d'autre que toi.<br />Il veut dire :<br />- Je me suis habitu&e<br /></font><br /><br /><br /><font color="#0000ff"><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/381393.gif" alt="soi" longdesc="29" /> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/195170.gif" alt="annniv" longdesc="22" /> </font></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--9165" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--9166" id="p9166" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="9166" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="9166"></a><strong>léna</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">modérateur<br /><img src="https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img141/6105/iiconminipost1if4.gif" alt="modérateur" title="modérateur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/173-54.jpg" alt="léna" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 Empty" border="0" />Mar 25 Nov - 1:34</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/924800.gif" alt="pig" longdesc="4" /><font color="darkred"> aller, il y en aura pour nous aussi!! (les blondes) bah! heureusement qu'elles sont là..... <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/490998.gif" alt="ois" longdesc="15" /> </font><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font color="#8b0000"><font color="red"><strong>Bon c créer pour le blondes mais franchement ca devrait etre monté en série ..................</strong></font><br /><br /><a href="http://www.dudelire.com/images/gal/23ud446-compteur.jpg" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://2img.net/h/www.dudelire.com/images/gal/23ud446-compteur.jpg" border="0" alt="histoires droles - Page 2 23ud446-compteur"/></a><br /></font><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><font color="#8b0000"><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/50049.gif" alt="ar1" longdesc="6" /> <font color="darkred">....je crois que ça va être mon tour....<img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> </font></font></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--9166" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--0" id="p0" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="0" style="position: relative; 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