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Sujet: Re: histoires droles
Mer 24 Déc - 1:39
PETITES BLAGUES SUR LES BRUNES!!!!!!
Combien de brune faut-il pour changer une ampoule ? 100 parce que 1 pour la changer et 99 pour dire : "moi aussi je c'est le faire".
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Mer 24 Déc - 1:40
j'adooore!!!!!
Pourquoi les brunes sont elles considérées comme une couleur diabolique ?
Avez vous jamais vu une sorcière blonde ?
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Sujet: Re: histoires droles
Mer 24 Déc - 1:45
Quelle est la différence entre une brune intelligente et un alien ?
Réponse: Aucune leur existence n'a encore jamais était prouvé !
Qu'est-ce qui est noir, bleu, marron et étendu dans une fosse ?
Une brune qui racontait trop de blagues sur les blondes...
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Mer 24 Déc - 1:47
Comment appelle-t-on une brune dans une salle pleine de blondes ?
La femme invisible
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alt="Bon posteur" title="Bon posteur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/193-85.jpg" alt="margot" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 931<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 55<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> au milieu de nul part.......un paradis......<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 19/12/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img 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</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--10497" id="p10497" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="10497" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="10497"></a><strong>margot</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Bon posteur<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/hitskin.com/themes/12/76/27/i_icon_minicat.gif" alt="Bon posteur" title="Bon posteur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/193-85.jpg" alt="margot" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 931<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 55<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> au milieu de nul part.......un paradis......<br /><span class="label">Date 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class="postdetails poster-profile">Fondatrice<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/www.hebergementimages.com/images/1214132505_fondatrice-27b902.png" alt="Fondatrice" title="Fondatrice" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/4-13.jpg" alt="Agatha76" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 6505<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> Environs de Rouen<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 22/08/2007<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" 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Quand il y a du rouge à lèvres sur le concombre.<br />Et comment sait-on si elle a ses règles? <br />... 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top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="10935"></a><strong>léna</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">modérateur<br /><img src="https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img141/6105/iiconminipost1if4.gif" alt="modérateur" title="modérateur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/173-54.jpg" alt="léna" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" border="0" />Dim 11 Jan - 19:08</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/754542.gif" alt="hops" longdesc="1" /><font color="magenta"> et ....hop! encore quelques petites histoires....</font><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><font color="#ff00ff">Qu'es-ce que les enfants d'une maman brune achetent-ils pour la fête des mères? un rasoir ......</font><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Qu'est-ce qui manque le plus à une brune pour participer à une super fête ?<br />L'invitation<br /><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Deux copines ont faits du shopping au centre commercial:<br />La blonde chargée dit : Tu peux appelé l'ascenseur !<br />La brune dit à haute voix: ASCENSEUR ! ASCENSEUR !<br />La blonde: Pfff !!! Pas comme ça, avec le doigt !!!!!!!<br />La brune met son doigt dans la bouche et dit : ACHENCHEUR ! ACHENCHEUR <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/744678.gif" alt="ptr" longdesc="7" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/821248.gif" alt="aamou" longdesc="23" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 57-54 94 9 112-49 181-64 76-197 78h-129q-66 0-144-15.5t-121.5-29-120.5-39.5q-123-43-158-44-26-1-45-19.5t-19-44.5v-641q0-25 18-43.5t43-20.5q24-2 76-59t101-121q68-87 101-120 18-18 31-48t17.5-48.5 13.5-60.5q7-39 12.5-61t19.5-52 34-50q19-19 45-19 46 0 82.5 10.5t60 26 40 40.5 24 45 12 50 5 45 .5 39q0 38-9.5 76t-19 60-27.5 56q-3 6-10 18t-11 22-8 24h277q78 0 135 57t57 135z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>J'aime</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 576q0 26-19 45t-45 19q-27 0-45.5-19t-18.5-45q0-27 18.5-45.5t45.5-18.5q26 0 45 18.5t19 45.5zm160 512v-640q0-26-19-45t-45-19h-288q-26 0-45 19t-19 45v640q0 26 19 45t45 19h288q26 0 45-19t19-45zm1129-149q55 61 55 149-1 78-57.5 135t-134.5 57h-277q4 14 8 24t11 22 10 18q18 37 27 57t19 58.5 10 76.5q0 24-.5 39t-5 45-12 50-24 45-40 40.5-60 26-82.5 10.5q-26 0-45-19-20-20-34-50t-19.5-52-12.5-61q-9-42-13.5-60.5t-17.5-48.5-31-48q-33-33-101-120-49-64-101-121t-76-59q-25-2-43-20.5t-18-43.5v-641q0-26 19-44.5t45-19.5q35-1 158-44 77-26 120.5-39.5t121.5-29 144-15.5h129q133 2 197 78 58 69 49 181 39 37 54 94 17 61 0 117 46 61 43 137 0 32-15 76z" fill="#666"/></svg><span>Je n'aime pas</span><span class="rep-nb" style="display:none;"></span></button></div></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--10935" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Revenir en haut" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Aller en bas" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--10936" id="p10936" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="10936" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="10936"></a><strong>léna</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">modérateur<br /><img src="https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img141/6105/iiconminipost1if4.gif" alt="modérateur" title="modérateur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/173-54.jpg" alt="léna" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" border="0" />Dim 11 Jan - 19:12</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> Une brune téléphone à son amie la blonde :<br />La brune: Ma puce! Tu sais le puzzle que j'ai eu pour noël, je l'ai terminé!<br />La blonde: C'est super pupuce ! Mais heu... Tu veux dire que tu as mis 4 mois pour le finir !!!<br />La brune: Pas mal, non ? Sur la boîte c'est marqué de 2 à 5 ans. Tu as vu je ne suis pas si idiote que ça!!!<br />La blonde: Pffffffffffffffffff <br /><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/474501.gif" alt="nez" longdesc="11" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/474501.gif" alt="nez" longdesc="11" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Pourquoi les brunes racontent-elles des blagues sur les blondes ?<br />Car elles sont jalouses de leur savoir faire et pour se venger car les blondes n'ont pas de moustaches.<br /><br /> <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/668426.gif" alt="rui" longdesc="30" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/222410.gif" alt="finr" longdesc="36" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Qu'est ce que des préliminaires pour les brunes?<br />Trois heures à saouler le gars et six heures à supplier !<br /><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Pourquoi les brunes rigolent des blagues des blondes?<br />Car il y a que celles-ci qu'elles comprennent !<br /><br /> <br /> <br /> <br 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de nul part.......un paradis......<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 19/12/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" border="0" />Dim 18 Jan - 23:26</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Une jeune femme qui cherche à se marier vient s'inscrire dans une agence matrimonial. Elle précise à l'employée : <br />-je suis bien ennuyée ...Comme vous le voyez, je suis borgne. Ca sera sans doute difficile de trouver un parti... <br />- Mais non,ne vous inquiétez pas ! <br />L'employée tape la fiche descriptive : "Jeune femme ,deux merveilleux yeux bleus ,dont un en moins. <br /> <br /><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/480897.gif" alt="pou" longdesc="19" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/480897.gif" alt="pou" longdesc="19" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/480897.gif" alt="pou" longdesc="19" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/480897.gif" alt="pou" longdesc="19" /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Un mec demande a son pote:<br />- Tu préfères avoir la maladie d'alzheimer ou de parkinson?<br />Son pote lui répond:<br />- Je sais pas, tu préfères quoi toi ?<br />Et il lui dit :<br />- Moi je préfère parkinson, parce que vaut mieux renverser une goutte de Ricard que d'oublier de le boire... <br /> <br /><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/805463.gif" alt="bebee" longdesc="31" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/385314.gif" alt="bt" longdesc="14" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/385314.gif" alt="bt" longdesc="14" /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Trois hommes sont dans un ascenseur : un français,un japonais et un américain. Le japonais sort tout a coup un téléphone portable et crâne bien devant les autres. L'américain veut faire mieux et sort un ordinateur portable de la taille d'une calculette. Il frime bien avec. Le français voulant crâner aussi mais n'ayant rien, pète et dit au deux autres qui le regardent en rougissant : "C'est rien, je reçois un fax !"<br /> <br /><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/66814.gif" alt="armeee" longdesc="58" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/66814.gif" alt="armeee" longdesc="58" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/66814.gif" alt="armeee" longdesc="58" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />C'est un condamné à mort à la chaise électrique qu'on emmène pour son exécution. il demande au maton : <br />- Qu'est ce qu'on va me faire? <br />Le maton lui répond: <br />- Du calme, asseyez vous sur cette chaise, on va vous mettre au courant !<br /><br /><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/7026.gif" alt="geeee" longdesc="42" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/668426.gif" alt="rui" longdesc="30" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/821248.gif" alt="aamou" longdesc="23" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td 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class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" border="0" />Mer 28 Jan - 20:47</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="darkblue"><img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/7632.gif" alt="bou" longdesc="5" /> Un gars dit à un autre : <br />- J'ai fait couper la queue de mon chien la semaine dernière car ma belle-mère vient samedi. <br />-Ah oui ? Je ne vois pas le rapport. <br />- Tu vois, je ne veux surtout pas qu'elle pense que quelqu'un est content de la voir. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/744678.gif" alt="ptr" longdesc="7" /> <br /><br />Au cours d'une croisière, une tempête fait rage. Sur le pont du bateau un marin s'approche d'une dame et dit : <br />- Vous ne devriez pas rester là, Madame, une vague pourrait vous emporter ... <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <br />Un homme qui se trouve à coté se retourne et dit au marin : <br />- Dites donc, occupez-vous de vos affaires, c'est ma belle-mère pas la vôtre. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/572436.gif" alt="boul" longdesc="10" /> <br /> <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/70514.gif" alt="non" longdesc="12" /> C'est le printemps. Deux gars discutent assis sur un banc : <br />- Regarde comme c'est superbe, tout sort de terre, tout revit ... <br />- Déconne pas, j'ai enterré ma belle-mère cette semaine ... <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/480897.gif" alt="pou" longdesc="19" /> <br /><br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/250199.gif" alt="rom" longdesc="91" /> Un mari et sa femme font les courses un samedi après midi : <br />- Chéri, c'est l'anniversaire de ma mère demain. Si on lui achetait un appareil électrique <br />- Bonne idée ! Qu'est ce que tu penses d'une chaise? <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/821248.gif" alt="aamou" longdesc="23" /> <br /><br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/821130.jpg" alt="0013" longdesc="32" /> C'est un gars qui rentre dans un bistrot, tout égratigné sur la figure,sur les bras, les jambes, bref pas mal amoché. <br />Alors ses copains lui demandent ce qui lui est arrivé. <br />Le gars répond : <br />- Je viens d'enterrer ma belle-mère <br />Les autres lui répondent : <br />- Quel est le rapport avec tes égratignures ? <br />Le gars répond : <br />- Mais c'est qu'elle ne voulait pas. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/805463.gif" alt="bebee" longdesc="31" /> <br /><br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/354904.gif" alt="cone" longdesc="40" /> C'est un type qui croise un de ses copains dans la rue. <br />- Tiens Albert, ça va ? <br />- Ben figure-toi que ma belle-mère est morte la semaine dernière ... <br />- Oh ! Merde ! 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top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="11561"></a><strong>Agatha76</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Fondatrice<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/www.hebergementimages.com/images/1214132505_fondatrice-27b902.png" alt="Fondatrice" title="Fondatrice" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/4-13.jpg" alt="Agatha76" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 6505<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> Environs de Rouen<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 22/08/2007<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Interdit aux garcons lol <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" border="0" />Mer 28 Jan - 23:35</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"><font color="darkblue"> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/226966.gif" alt="sortie" longdesc="46" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/7632.gif" alt="bou" longdesc="5" /> La prof demande aux jeunes élèves : <br />-Citez moi des nom de compotes ! <br />Alors les élèves : <br />-Compote de pommes ! compote de poires ! compote de fraises ! etc... <br />toto : <br />-compote de moule ! <br />La maitresse surprise : <br />-mais voyons toto, ça n'existe pas la compote de moule ? <br />toto : <br />-ben si, hier soir papa il a dit à maman : ce soir chérie, je te mets la moule en compote ! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/577814.gif" alt="017" longdesc="9" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/447519.gif" alt="dv" longdesc="18" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/447519.gif" alt="dv" longdesc="18" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/447519.gif" alt="dv" longdesc="18" /> <br /><br /><br /><br />Les deux soeurs Williams sont au vestiaire avant le match.<br />" Tu sais, Séréna, depuis quelques temps, je me demande si notre père ne verse pas des stéroïdes dans nos boissons" <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/490998.gif" alt="ois" longdesc="15" /> <br /><br />" Ah bon? Pourquoi dis-tu ça, Vénus?"<br />" Ben, je m'inquiète un peu : je commence à voir pousser des poils là où je n'en avais pas avant"<br />" Ah bon, et où ca??"<br />" Sur les couilles ..." <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/250199.gif" alt="rom" longdesc="91" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/600311.gif" alt="lo-lo" longdesc="21" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/600311.gif" alt="lo-lo" longdesc="21" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/600311.gif" alt="lo-lo" longdesc="21" /> <br /><br /><br /><br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/600311.gif" alt="lo-lo" longdesc="21" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/821248.gif" alt="aamou" longdesc="23" /> C'est un vieux fermier dont le taureau a quelques difficultés à saillir les vaches. Visiblement, ça n'a pas l'air de trop l'intéresser. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/161155.gif" alt="cha" longdesc="24" /> <br /><br />Alors le mercredi, après le marché aux bestiaux, le fermier se retrouve avec d'autres éleveurs au comptoir du 'Café du Marché' et il raconte ses déboires. <br />Un des gars lui dit alors: <br />- J'ai eu le même genre de problème que toi avec mon taureau, mais j'ai trouvé un truc qui marche à 100 pour cent! <br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/477112.gif" alt="pout" longdesc="27" /> - Ah ouais? Et qu'est-ce que c'est? <br />- Eh ben j'ai plongé la main dans le vagin de la vache en chaleurs, et je lui l'ai frottée ensuite sur son museau. T'aurais du voir ça ensuite: ses narines elles se sont dilatées et la vache, elle a eu sa dose. C'est comme j'te l'dis! <br /><br /><br />Le soir en rentrant chez lui, le vieux fermier retrouve sa femme déjà assoupie dans le lit et il repense à ce qu'il a entendu au café à midi. <br />Il n'arrive pas à occuper son esprit à autre chose. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/477359.gif" alt="03" longdesc="102" /><br /><br /> C'est tellement obsédant que sans même s'en rendre compte, il trempe son doigt dans le vagin de sa femme, puis il se frotte le doigt sur le nez.... Et, est-ce par autosuggestion ou quoi, toujours est-il qu'en un éclair il bande comme un taureau! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/381393.gif" alt="soi" longdesc="29" /> <br /><br />Rapidement, il se met à secouer sa femme pour la réveiller: <br />- Chérie, chérie, Regarde!!! <br />La femme allume alors la lumière, regarde et dit: <br />- ça va pas non? Tu me réveilles au beau milieu de la nuit juste pour me montrer que tu saignes du nez?! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/170267.gif" alt="pluie" longdesc="26" /> <br /><br />BLAGUES SUR LES BLONDES <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <br /><br /><br />Une blonde qui fonce un peu trop vite dans sa petite voiture de sport, est arrêtée par une femme-flic qui est également blonde. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/932515.gif" alt="glace1" longdesc="139" /> La fliquette demande à voir le permis de conduire de la blonde. Celle-ci s'agite beaucoup, fouille dans son sac et demande :<br />- Ca ressemble à quoi ?<br />La fliquette répond :<br />- C'est rectangulaire, et il y a votre photo dessus.<br /><br /><br />La blonde continue ses fouilles, <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/932515.gif" alt="glace1" longdesc="139" /> trouve un miroir, se regarde dedans et le tend à la fliquette. Celle-ci regarde dans le miroir et dit :<br />- Ca va, vous pouvez y aller, je n'avais pas réalisé tout de suite que vous étiez aussi dans la police ! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <br /><br /><br />Pourquoi les blondes tondent-elles toujours le gazon avec une tondeuse électrique? En suivant le fil électrique, elles retrouvent leur chemin jusqu'a la maison. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/169959.gif" alt="fééé" longdesc="140" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/169959.gif" alt="fééé" longdesc="140" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <br /><br /><br /><br />Que dit une blonde quand elle apprend qu'elle est enceinte ? <br />-Dites docteur, vous êtes sur qu'il est de moi ? <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/430429.gif" alt="cafe" longdesc="85" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/169959.gif" alt="fééé" longdesc="140" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/169959.gif" alt="fééé" longdesc="140" /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />Un homme s'énerve à la mairie : <br />- Mais enfin, mademoiselle, voilà une demi-heure que je suis devant votre guichet ! <br />- Et alors ? Moi cela fait quinze ans que je suis derrière ! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/649640.gif" alt="nuit" longdesc="83" /> <br /><br /><br /><br />Un garçon de café a été sacré champion du monde des presseurs de <br />citrons. Un jour où il en a pressé un jusqu'à la dernière goutte, un client lui <br />dit : <br />- Je vous parie 500 euros. que je fais mieux que vous. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/674973.gif" alt="almo" longdesc="82" /> <br /><br />- Pari tenu !<br />L'homme saisit l'écorce du citron entre le pouce et l'index et, sous les <br />applaudissements de l'assistance, il en tire encore un demi-verre de jus. <br />- Ça alors, fait le garçon, éberlué, vous êtes sans doute un confrère ? <br />- Moi, pas du tout : je suis percepteur ! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/432888.gif" alt="pity" longdesc="112" /> <br /><br /><br />Quelle est la différence entre un inspecteur des impôts et un vampire? <br />- Le vampire ne suce le sang que la nuit <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/237163.gif" alt="pojuste" longdesc="67" /> <br /><br /><br />Quel est le seul appareil qui fait ses huit heures par jour dans les administrations? <br />La machine à café. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/810837.gif" alt="pda1" longdesc="71" /> <br /><br /><br />Proverbe Chien : Si ça ne se mange pas, Si ça ne se baise bas, Pisse dessus ! <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/513253.gif" alt="panda" longdesc="70" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/66814.gif" alt="armeee" longdesc="58" /> <br /><br /><br />L'artiste dans son coeur a comme un rameau nu<br />L'artiste dans son cul a comme un ramoneur <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/539707.gif" alt="atre" longdesc="138" /> <br /><br />Une masse de perturbateurs est venu piller ma fine dans la cave.<br />une paire de masturbateurs est venue piner ma fille ds la cave... <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/484658.gif" alt="025" longdesc="56" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/199782.gif" alt="alex" longdesc="55" /> <br /><br />La chine se lève a l'appel des nippons... <br />La pine se lève a l'appel des nichons... <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/14733.gif" alt="gui" longdesc="137" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/3287.gif" alt="kdo" longdesc="108" /> <br /><br />Superman a une bouille incroyable<br />Superman a une couille inbroyable <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/22202.gif" alt="looop" longdesc="109" /> <br /><br />Brancher les colonnes<br />Branler des cochones. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/319777.gif" alt="fetee" longdesc="110" /> <br /><br />Un mine de chapeau<br />Une pine de chameau <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/907629.gif" alt="repas" longdesc="52" /> <br /><br />L'afrique est bonne hotesse <br />La trique est bonne aux fesses <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/946566.gif" alt="016" longdesc="53" /> <br /><br />Elle est folle de la messe. Les nouilles cuisent au jus de cane. <br />Elle est molle la fesse. Les couilles nuisent au cul de Jeanne. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/411540.gif" alt="minet" longdesc="136" /> <br /><br />Mettre le doigt entre deux caisses pour boucher le trou du fond... <br />Mettre le doigt entre deux fesses pour boucher le trou du con. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/426194.gif" alt="fle" longdesc="54" /> <br /><br />L 'animateur nous brouille l'ecoute avec sa panne de micro...<br />L'animateur nous broute les couilles avec sa pine de maqueraux. <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/962339.gif" alt="feeeee" longdesc="57" /> <br /><br />Tacite se promene en babouches...<br />Ta bite se promène dans ta couche <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/484658.gif" alt="025" longdesc="56" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/199782.gif" alt="alex" longdesc="55" /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/199782.gif" alt="alex" longdesc="55" /> <br /><br /><br /><br /> <img src="/users/1414/76/36/57/smiles/14733.gif" alt="gui" longdesc="137" /> <img 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1px;" id="11602"></a><strong>léna</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">modérateur<br /><img src="https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img141/6105/iiconminipost1if4.gif" alt="modérateur" title="modérateur" loading="lazy" /><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1414/76/36/57/avatars/173-54.jpg" alt="léna" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table 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2613<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Age</span> : </span> 62<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#0d1a43;">Localisation</span> : </span> maine et loire<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 09/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/s/t/17/70/21/i_icon_minipost.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: histoires droles <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="histoires droles - Page 3 Empty" border="0" />Ven 30 Jan - 18:02</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div 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